3 Contractors

Three contractors . . . one from India, another from Germany and the third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence. A senior White House official takes them to examine it.

The English contractor : takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works on some figures with a pencil. “Well,” he says. “I figure the job will cost $900 . . . $400 for materials, $400 for labour and $100 profit for me.”

The German contractor : also does some measuring and figuring, then says, “I can do this job for $700 . . . $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.”

The Indian contractor doesn’t measure or do any figuring, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: “$2,700.”

The official incredulously says, “You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?”

“Easy,” the Indian explains, “$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Germany to do the work!”

Guess who got the contract……………………!!

Filed under: Job, contractor, england, germany, india

Black and White

Suatu hari, Andy berpapasan dengan seorang gembala dengan kambingnya. Andy bertanya dengan takjub

Andy: “Pak, boleh nanya nih?”

Gembala: “Boleh”

Andy : “Kambing-kambing bapak sehat sekali,bapak kasih makan apa?”

Gembala : “yang mana dulu nih? yang hitam atau yang putih?”

Andy : “mmmm …Yang hitam dulu deh….”

Gembala : “oh, kalo yang hitam, dia makannya rumput basah”

Andy : “ohh…kalo yang putih?”

Gembala : “yang putih juga…”

Andy : “hmmm…kambing- kambing ini,

Filed under: Job, black, kambing, white

Indian

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn’t tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared. But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, “Is the coming winter going to be cold?”

Filed under: Job, chief, indian, joke, jokes, weather

FotoGrapher

Seorang fotografer mendapat tugas dari editornya untuk mengambil gambar kebakaran hutan yang sedang terjadi di suatu tempat. Ia segera berangkat ke lapangan terbang mencari pesawat ringan yang disewa kantornya. Ia pun segera naik ke sebuah pesawat yang mesinnya sedang hidup.

“Ayo cepat berangkat! Kita udah telat nih!” teriaknya pada orang yang duduk di kursi pilot.

“Ya …. Iya …. Sabar, sebentar” kata pilotnya gugup.

Pesawat ringan itu kemudian mengudara dengan

Filed under: Job, fotographer, instruktur, Job, joke, jokes, parasut, pesawat

Apple Cake and Coffee

Andy yang tidak bisa berbahasa inggris pergi ke New York. Ia mendapatkan pekerjaan, dan teman-temannya mengajarinya untuk mengucapkan “Apple Cake and Coffe” (kue apel dan kopi) dalam bahasa inggris agar ia dapat memesan makanan sendiri.

Keesokan harinya, Andy memasuki sebuah Restoran. “Pesan apa?” Tanya si Pramusaji.

“Apple Cake and Coffe Please” Kata Andy.

Karena hanya itu yang dapat diucapkan olehnya, ia terpaksa makan kue apel dan kopi setiap hari selama satu bulan. Ketika Andy mengeluh kepada teman-temannya, mereka kemudian mengajarinya lagi untuk mengucapkan “Meat Bread”.

Dengan berbekal tambahan kata-kata barunya, Andy dengan percaya diri langsung memesan makanan pada saat ke Restoran lagi “Meat Bread Please”.

“Chicken or beef sir?” Tanya si Pramusaji.

“Apple Cake and Coffe Please” Kata Andy menjawab pertanyaan si Pramusaji.

Filed under: Job, bread, cake, coffee, waitres

3 Contractor

Three contractors . . . one from India, another from Germany and the third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence. A senior White House official takes them to examine it.

The English contractor : takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works on some figures with a pencil. “Well,” he says. “I figure the job will cost $900 . . . $400 for materials, $400 for labour and $100 profit for me.”

The German contractor : also does some measuring and figuring, then says, “I can do this job for $700 . . . $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.”

The Indian contractor doesn’t measure or do any figuring, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: “$2,700.”

The official incredulously says, “You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?”

“Easy,” the Indian explains, “$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Germany to do the work!”

Guess who got the contract……………………!!

Filed under: Job, contractor