Green, Pink and Yellow

Seorang cowok bule sedang menanyakan sesuatu pada murid-murid privatnya, orang Jepang dan Orang Hongkong.

“Ayo siapa yang bisa membuat satu paragraf dengan kata pink, yellow dan green”.

Si orang Jepang mengangkat tangannya “Saya, Pak” lalu berkata, “When the yellow morning sun comes, I saw a pink cadilac running through the green green grass of home”.

“Bagus sekali”, kata si guru.

Si orang Hongkong tidak mau kalah dan

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Book

Yuni masuk ke sebuah perpustakaan dan berdiri di depan seorang pegawai perpustakaan tersebut sambil berkata, “Saya mau komplain!”

“Ada apa, Nona?” sang petugas perpustakaan balik bertanya.

“Minggu lalu aku meminjam sebuah buku dari perpustakaan ini, dan buku tersebut sangat tidak bermutu!” jelas Yuni.

“Memangnya kenapa, Nona?”

“Hurufnya kecil-kecil, tidak ada spasi, tidak ada paragrafnya, semuanya hanya huruf-huruf, tidak ada gambar menarik, dan yang paling menyedihkan, buku itu sama sekali tidak menceritakan apapun padahal ada banyak nama orang di dalamnya!”

Petugas perpustakaan itu langsung terbelalak dan berkata, “Aha …. Jadi Andalah orang yang membawa buku telepon kami yang hilang minggu lalu!”

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Bubble

A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby.

She said, Lets start with the boys first.

Boys start giving their intro…
First boy: My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub.

Teacher was confused to listen but said, Interesting. Well, Ok. Infact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us. So its ok John.
Yes next.

Second boy: Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub.

Teacher now got surprised and said,

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3 Mahasiswa

Tiga mahasiswa IT clubbing sebelum ujian akhir.

Besoknya, mereka nggak siap untuk ikut ujian akhir.

Mereka memutuskan untuk tidak datang, terus sepakat ngarang cerita,
lalu belajar selama seminggu.

Seminggu kemudian, mereka bertiga menghadap professor,
mereka cerita bahwa mereka pergi ke pedalaman kalimantan naik jip,
terus ban mereka bocor, sementara ban cadangan mereka kempes.
Makan waktu 3 hari untuk jalan kembali ke Pontianak, terus pulang naik pesawat ke Jakarta…

Kata professor, “Ya udah, kalo ban kalian kempes gitu, bukan salah kalian kan.Sekarang ikut saya…”

Mereka di kasih 2 buah soal, mereka di pisah, di suruh masuk kelas yang berbeda-beda, lalu mulai ujian…

Pertanyaan pertama,
(5 poin)Apakah singkatan dari RAM?mereka bertiga mikir.. wah gampang banget..(RAM=Random Access Memory)

Pertanyaan kedua,
(95 poin) Ban yang mana yang bocor?

He he he

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Bubble

A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby. She said, Lets start with the boys first. Boys start giving their intro… First boy: My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub. Teacher was confused to listen but said, Interesting. Well, Ok. Infact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us. So its ok John. Yes next. Second boy: Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub. Teacher now got surprised and said, Good. I like the spirit of supporting a friend. Ok next. Third boy: Im Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub. Teacher: Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next. This continues… and the last boy stands up Im Harry and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub. Exhausted, the teacher said, I dont think I will be able to teach un-grown boys for long. Anyway, now the girls please. First girl: Im Julie and my hobby is to see birds. Teacher: Good. At last I got something different. Ok next. Second girl: Im Ruby and I like to collect perfumes. Teacher Now its like educated grown up girls. Ok next. You sweet girl; Yes you… Most beautiful girl of the class: Mam, my name is BUBBLE, and my hobby is to take bath three times a day.

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